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Witness Demotivational Poster


PRETENSE -




JEHOVAH WITNESS - They'll find you wherever and whenever.


TAGS: jehovah witness find religion hide
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 2:14 am
Hnyah.
drsugarray - April 11, 2010, 12:35 am
:: shakin' my head ::


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" shots to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?


TAGS: and that dang lion better stay in witness protection for blabbing
Rating: 4/5

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Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:39 pm
Being from Kansas, I approve of this Motifake. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
"Had"...."a few".....Blasphemy.....Blaspheyouuuuuu Jesus Christ....the blackest Jewwwwww. Blasphemyyyyyy....isn't this fuuuun? Rob a Rabbiiiiiiii....bugger a Nunnnnnnnn.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:22 am
NoFX... had a few good songs.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
fap to her
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Errr..."Punk in Drublic" by NoFX? It's pretty bada$s.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
The sequel, Bart...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
Dude...Dark Side of the Moon. The album and the movie sync perfectly. It's freakin' epic.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:40 pm
What album would we have to get high and listen to with the sequel?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
"Kill them, kill them all!" Todo said, when D was having a Son of Sam moment.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol Bart "Where's my Pink Floyd t-shirt, you stupid mutt?"
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
Okay I'll start: "We're not in Kansas anymore, motherfucker."
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
"We shouldn't have made that video."...?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:50 pm
In the trenches and breathing heavily, Dorothy turns to Toto and, with a deep and raspy voice, says...what?
Woodywood03a - November 7, 2009, 10:33 pm
This is really good!!!
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:13 pm
this is just TOO bada$s. 5/5
Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 9:08 pm
Lara Croft, eat your heart out. 6.
timebomb - November 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
LogicDude, UR awesome. Great poster!!! "She's Off to Off The Wizard" LMAO
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:13 pm
Vary Scarey!
Icarus - November 4, 2009, 4:17 pm
Resident Evil ftw!
Woodywood03a - November 4, 2009, 12:51 pm
That is truely scarey!!!


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - Little Wolfgang shouldn't have stolen Guido the Bulldog's bone collection.




COME ON IN! - I always have time for Jehovah's Witnesses. Here, have a seat. Why don't you start at the very beginning?




JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.


TAGS: jehovah s witness armed door knock redneck
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by MustyK

reason - October 18, 2009, 4:39 pm
wow! it takes alot to impress me with an arsenal but this one is pretty damn good. Everything you would need in case of jehovas witnesses... or zombies


LOYALTY -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sean

Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LMAO!


POTENTIAL -




JEHOVA'S WITNESSES - Always Welcome At MustyK's !




THE ONLY WITNESS - To my "indiscretion" in the pool... And now he gets all the steak he wants!


TAGS: the only witness
Rating: 4.27/5

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heathentod - May 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Too damn cute!


Thought of the Day -




Jehovah Witnesses -




MOTIFAKE PROTECTION PROGRAM - Due to the sensitive nature of this image, it is being protected by the MPP. Sponsored by the US Marshall Office


TAGS: witness protection program
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - January 6, 2010, 8:29 am

I received a PM asking what this meant. It referes to posters here that have been approved, but for some reason now just appear as a red "x". I think for the most part Mr. M has resolved the glitch..


Canadian -


TAGS: canadian witness protection new identy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:40 pm
Dammit...you found him! 2nd from the right.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:33 pm
So...is that where Mooooo+ got off to? 5 Pantomime Heifers.


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